New Years

Oh-one oh-one-one oh 
That is how you say hello 
In toaster 
But do beware 
Should you oh-one oh-you know 
A frigidaire 
In freezer it stands for 
Please, remove my fingers. 
But oh-one oh-one-one oh 
Is how you say 
Please rinse my toes 
In the language of carpet cleaners 
But do take care 
Should you oh-one oh-you know 
Your electric razor 
In their native tongue, you've that one 
You may have kissed his sister 
And an angry shave is never 
A pleasant experience 
Which is why I'm happy 
To be human 
Where oh-one oh-one-one-oh 
Is simply 
The first day of the new year.